DIRTY PICNIC

A Filthy Story Dripping With Piss

Starring

Lily and Joe
&
Tamzy and Danny

This is the story of when two very horny couples drove into the woods on a hot summer’s day. They went in a station wagon and took along everything they needed for a lovely dirty picnic.

Lily is the beautiful queen of piss and Joe is her horny husband. Lily is wearing a sexy mini-dress that is shiny and black. It has thin straps and shows off her gorgeous cleavage and breasts. Lily is not wearing any panties and on her feet she has a pair of sexy black shoes with straps around her ankles. Her hair is a rich auburn colour and she is very, very sexy.

Tamzy is Danny’s girlfriend. She is short and plump with long black hair and enormous full breasts. Tamzy is wearing a yellow mini-dress made of clinging jersey material that pushes her huge tits out all creamy white and thrusting. She also has black stockings and shoes with high heels. Tamzy, like Lily, has no panties. Her bush is extremely hairy and she has thick tufts of hair in her armpits.

Joe and Danny are wearing white t-shirts and jeans.

All four are devoted worshippers of piss and natursekt. They also love messy and kinky sex. Lily is very oral and adores the many different tastes of piss in her mouth. Tamzy is a passionate piss drinker as well as being anal and very crude and exhibitionist.

Joe is driving with Lily sitting next to him. Danny and Tamzy are in the back seat of the station wagon. They have all been drinking since the start of their journey. As they turn off the main road into the woods, Tamzy is squirming on the back seat …

“Oh fucking hell, Danny,” she says, “I’m full of it. I need to pee real bad.”

Lily turns her head round. She has been flicking through a piss porno magazine as they have been driving along. Her black dress is pulled up, exposing her juicy cunt.

“Do it on the seat, dear. Let me see you doing it.”

Danny drinks the last of the beer he holds in his hand, ensuring his glass is ready and empty.

Tamzy leans back so her tight skirt rides up and her hairy crotch is visible over the edge of the seat.

“Uhhh ! Uhhh !” she groans.

“Oh look at my fucking pissy !”

Her pee squirts out. She does a big lot of it.

Lily looks hornily at the hot urine spray. She reaches over the seat with her hands and gets them wet with it.

As Danny puts his glass in Tamzy’s gush stream, Lily moans with pleasure as she wipes her warm pissy hands all over her face and sucks greedily on her dripping fingers.

Tamzy grins as Danny brings the glass to his lips and sniffs the yellow contents.

“Mmmm ! It’s strong !” he smiles and sips her fresh urine.

“Let me have some !” squeals Tamzy, grabbing the glass from his hand. The movement of the car along the forest track makes some of it spill onto the floor.

It won’t be long before the whole interior of the station wagon is stinking gorgeously with piss.

Tamzy slurps the glass, though some falls out onto her yellow jersey mini-dress, making a dark stain around the outline of her big nipples.

Joe is driving slowly and the sunlight comes through the trees on each side of the forest track. He has put his right hand down between his legs and he is squeezing his cock through his jeans.

Lily has turned forward and sees his hand between his legs. Her black strap-dress is pulled up, her legs are apart and her lovely cunt is shiny with juice.

“Have you got a sexy drink for me, darling Joe ?” she asks, licking her lips.

“Unzip me and see, dearest love,” he replies. “There is a bowl in the glove compartment.”

Danny and Tamzy lean forward to see over the seats.

Lily gets out the red plastic bowl and then reaches down to unzip Joe’s jeans. She feels the lovely heat of his cock in her hand and holds the bowl underneath it. She loves the smell from Joe’s crotch and can’t wait to lick him between his legs. It makes her cunt almost squirt.

“Uhhh !! UUHH !!” Joe grunts as he starts pissing into the bowl. It is hard for Lily to keep all his pee in it as the car slowly drives along the track.

But she does get it full up. More strong yellow urine !

Lily puts the bowl between her legs. It feels nice and warm. Some of Joe’s piss slops out over her thighs and dribbles down on her cunt lips.

Tamzy and Danny are playing in the back seat. Tamzy has grasped Danny’s big cock as it pokes out of his jeans. She starts to wank it.

Danny puts his left hand down behind Tamzy and she has wriggled her bum so he can rub his finger on her anus hole and slide it along her hairy crack.

Lovely smells of arousal fill the station wagon. The sound of Danny’s cock being wanked and his heavy breathing. Tamzy moans and rubs her huge titties on the back of the seat as she feels his finger poking deeper into her open anus.

“Oh fuck I love it up my shithole like that !” she moans. “Poke me more !”

Lily loves hearing the dirty talk and she lifts Joe’s urine bowl up close to her face. As the station wagon goes over bumps, his hot piss slops out over her dress.

“AAAHHHH !!”

Lily can’t help it.

“OOOHH !! FUCKING GREAT !!” Tamzy shouts.

Lily has thrown the contents of Joe’s piss bowl up into her face. Much of it has gone back over Tamzy’s face behind her.

Danny’s finger was up to his knuckle right inside her anus when it happened.

“Aaaaaaahhh !!” Tamzy has a lovely loud cum. Her face full of Joe’s piss. Her anus poked right up with Danny’s finger.

“You filthy fuckers !” Joe laughs as he brings the station wagon to a halt.

They have arrived in a lovely clearing, deep in the summer forest.

The clearing is beautiful. Hot sun on a thick carpet of fresh green grass. Dense forest all around. A natural place where the foursome can enjoy their kinky picnic.

As Tamzy gets out of the station wagon, her high heels sink into the grass. She giggles and sits back in the seat to take off her shoes.

Lily does the same, enjoying the feel of the grass on her bare feet.

Danny and Joe unload the station wagon. They lay a big red blanket on the grass and get out the boxes of food and drink. There are lots of bottles of beer and wine and water. The food includes fruit (bananas, melons and grapes), meat (big sausages and slices of ham), bread, chocolate cream cake and four large round pizzas.

After they have laid out the picnic, there is still something left in the back of the station wagon. It is covered with a yellow blanket.

Lily goes over to Joe, who has taken off his t-shirt and is standing with his jeans unzipped and his cock hanging out.

Touching his cock with her fingers, she smiles.

“Shall we show them our surprise !” she says.

“Yes, my darling,” Joe replies, “help me get it out.”

They pull the blanket-covered thing out of the station wagon. It is heavy.

Tamzy and Danny stand by the picnic and look at the new arrival. Danny has stripped to his underpants and his cock is bulging in them. Tamzy’s yellow jersey mini-dress is still damp and clings to her like a second skin.

Lily pulls away the blanket.

“Oh Fuck !” squeals Tamzy.

“What a load !” says Danny.

“We’ve been doing it in there for a week and we kept it in the fridge.” Says Lily, grinning wickedly.

It is a big plastic pot. Full of piss. Lily and Joe’s piss.

“Oh it makes me so horny !” says Tamzy. “It must smell gorgeous !”

Joe gets four wine glasses from one of the picnic boxes.

“Let’s drink !” he says, handing the glasses round.

The foursome put their glasses into the piss pot and then raise them in a toast.

“Sex piss !” says Lily.

“Our beautiful urine !” says Joe.

“Yellow heaven !” says Danny.

“Slurrppp !!” mumbles Tamzy as she greedily drinks her glass in a single gulp.

Lily and Joe’s piss tastes warm and strong and lovely. The big pot gives off a gorgeous smell of urine.

As ever, Lily is aroused by the taste of it in her mouth. She drops on her knees on the grass in front of Joe and, taking his cock in her fingers, feeds it into her open mouth.

“Mmmmm !!” She closes her lips around it and licks it with her tongue.

Tamzy has already drunk another full glass and her eyes are wild with the pleasure of it.

“Oh God it’s so good !” she says, squirming in her tiny dress. “But I’m afraid it’s made me want to …”

“Oh Tamzy !” says Danny. “Go and do it over behind the trees.”

Tamzy had not been on the toilet that morning and so she walked away from the others and into the trees. Lily, sucking on Joe’s cock in her mouth, looks at her as she goes.

“Let’s eat !” says Joe, pulling his cock out of Lily’s mouth and shaking it dry over her hair.

Lily’s eyes are shiny with happiness as she swallows everything that Joe has done in her mouth.

Then the three of them sit down on the big blanket and start to enjoy the picnic. Danny hands Lily a bottle of beer and a sausage. She takes a swig of the beer, enjoying the new taste, and then has a bite of the meaty sausage. So much oral pleasure !

Danny takes another glass from the piss pot and enjoys the mixed taste of urine and ham.

Joe drinks beer and eats bread covered in ham and cheese. Before he put the ham on the bread, he had handed it to Lily and she had rubbed it between her legs to make it all lovely and slimy with her cunt juices.

Tamzy comes back from the trees. She is walking in a funny way and there is a wicked smile on her face.

“Have you cleaned yourself ?” asks Danny as he picks up a sausage.

“Oh yes !” Tamzy replies, “Look at me !”

She drops onto her hands and knees by the blanket. Her dress is pulled right up and she is exposing her bottom.

“Dirty girl !” says Lily, her bottle of beer clamped between her thighs and an unzipped banana in her hand.

There is a big clump of green grass sticking out between Tamzy’s plump bum cheeks. She has cleaned her bottom with grass in the wood.

“Give me a wipe, Danny !” she says.

Danny reaches forward and, grabbing the grass, rubs it hard up and down between her bum cheeks. Then he throws it away across the clearing.

“Warm up my sausage, Tamzy, you filthy slut !” he says as she rolls over and sits by the blanket with her legs apart.

“I thought you’d never ask !” she says, laughing and taking the big meaty sausage from Danny’s fingers.

Lily and Joe look on as Tamzy spreads her thick hairy bush with one hand and, grunting, slips the big sausage into her cunt.

“Give me some piss to drink !” she pants.

Lily fills a glass from the kinky pot and hands it to her.

What a horny sight as Tamzy greedily drinks the urine and, with her other hand, wanks herself off with the meaty sausage.

Joe stands up and puts two of the big pizzas on the grass next to the blanket. Then he holds his cock and points it down at them.

“OoooHHHHHHH !! YESSS !!” Tamzy cums hard and noisily as she sees Joe start to urinate all over the pizzas.

Lily’s face flushes as she enjoys the filthy wanking and pissing.

Danny takes the sausage from Tamzy.

“Oh, so nice !” he says as he sniffs it and licks it. The meaty sausage is all slimy and stinking from Tamzy’s sopping hot cunt.

There is the lovely sound of Joe’s piss making puddles in the big pizzas.

As Danny munches on the smelly cunt sausage, Joe and Lily and Tamzy start tearing at the pissy pizzas.

“Mmmm !!” “Oooohh !!” “YUMMMM !”

The sounds of them licking and chewing the urine-soaked pizzas. Lumps of pizzas falling off onto Lily and Tamzy’s breasts. Mouths full of gorgeous dirty picnic food.

Danny is so aroused he has to wank his cock.

Lily pushes the third pizza towards him as he gets up on his knees and pulls down his underpants.

“Uhhh !! UHHHH !!” UHHHH !!!”

The sound of him wanking his cock hard over the pizza.

Tamzy takes the unzipped banana that Lily had dropped on the blanket. She dips it into the piss pot and then starts mashing it up in her hands.

Lily sees her and pulls the straps down from her lovely black dress, completely exposing her beautiful breasts. Lily’s nipples are stiff and aroused.

“Rub it all over me !” she says to Tamzy.

Tamzy leans forward and slops the banana piss mess over Lily’s tits, rubbing it all over them and making Lily cry out with pleasure.

“UGGGHHHHHH !!” Danny has put one of his fingers behind and into his anus as he wanks to his climax.

“Wank ! Wank !” squeals Tamzy as she rubs Lily’s nipples with her banana-pissy hands.

“Oh YES !” Lily shouts as she sees the thick ropes of spunk shoot out of Danny’s big cock and drop onto the pizza.

There is a creamy puddle of it mixed with the tomatoes and cheese and salami on the pizza.

Danny groans and falls onto his back. Joe’s cock is standing up very stiff and hard as he finishes eating his slice of piss pizza.

“I’m going to finish him off !” squeals Tamzy, getting up from the blanket.

Lily’s hand reaches out to grasp Joe’s hot cock pole as she looks at Tamzy squatting down on Danny’s face.

“Eat my hairy pie !” she laughs as she smothers his face with her plump bottom.

“Uhhhhhhhhh !!” Danny’s nose is in her anus and his tongue is licking at the thick hairy bush between her legs.

Tamzy falls forward and she stuffs Danny’s cock into her open mouth. She groans as she cleans it in her mouth, her tongue tasting the last of his spunk as it oozes out of his cock slit.

“Fuck me Joe !” Lily says as she gets on all fours. She is pointing her bum at Joe’s face and her head is over the pizza covered with Danny’s fresh spunk.

“Eat his spunk !” Joe says as he moves forward with his stiff cock in his hand.

“Mmmm !!” he groans as he first puts his face between Lily’s bum cheeks and enjoys her horny smell.

“MMMMmmmm !!” Lily moans as her tongue is covered with spunk goo from the pizza. Cheese and meat and spunk in her mouth all thick and slimy and tasty !

“UHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh !!” “UGGGGHHHH !!” Noises from Danny and Tamzy as she drools and dribbles all over his cock and he sticks his tongue into her open anus.

“Fuck me ! Fuck me !” Lily is shouting as Joe grabs her bum and crudely opens her cunt lips with his fingers.

“OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH !!” She shouts as she feels his big cock suddenly fill her cunt all hot and hard.

“OHH !” “AAGGH !!” “UHHHH !!” “ FUCK !!” “FUCK !!”

The forest clearing is full of their fucking cum noises. Cock up cunt. Tongue up anus. Mouths full of cock and spunk.

Dirty sex !

When Joe squirts his cum deep up Lily’s sucking cunt, all four groan and moan with sexy pleasure.

Tamzy and Lily sit up and, smiling, pull each other’s dresses off. Lily is now completely naked. Tamzy is just wearing her black stockings.

Danny takes a bottle of beer and fills his mouth with it, mixing the taste with Tamzy’s juices and smells.

Joe fills three glasses from the piss pot and, handing two of them to Lily and Tamzy, proposes another toast.

“To my darling Lily” he says.

“To Lily !” say Danny and Tamzy.

“To Danny !” says Tamzy, before she fills her mouth with yet another drink from her glass.

There is a wicked look in her eye and, as she looks at Danny, her cheeks are bulging out.

“Do it !” says Lily.

“Spluurtt !!” Tamzy spits her piss mouthful straight into Danny’s face, making him cry out in delight and his cock twitch in automatic sex response.

“To Joe !” says Tamzy, piss dribbling from her lips onto her huge breasts.

“SPLURTTT !!” Lily spews her mouthful of urine into Joe’s face.

He has already opened his mouth to catch as much as he can.

“Oh fuck this is horny !” says Tamzy, who has picked up a big slice of ham and is rubbing it between her legs, against her swollen clit and her dripping cuntlips poking out of her hairy bush.

“Let’s fuck and smell our bums !” says Lily, who almost cums as she hears herself make such a dirty horny suggestion.

“Yes !” says Danny, “with piss sausages !”

All four are so horny now that they want to do everything.

Tamzy is wiping the ham all over her breasts now. She loves her own cunt smell as it fills her nose from the warm slimy meat.

Joe reaches out and takes four big sausages. Then he goes to the piss pot and dips them in it.

Everyone gets a pissy sausage and they sit together on the blanket, naked and warm in the sunshine.

Looking at each other, they put the sausages in their mouths and suck on them. Lovely horny sucky noises as they enjoy the urine meat.

“Do you want to drink my piss, Tamzy ?” says Danny. His bladder has been full since he was licking her anus.

“Oh god yes !” she replies, “fill my mouth with it !”

Tamzy lies on her side on the blanket with her head close to Danny’s crotch.

She groans as she pushes her piss sausage between her cunt lips. She loves the feel of it poking out between her thighs.

Lily lies so her legs are open and facing Danny.

“Push it inside me !” she says, looking at the sausage he is still holding in his mouth.

“I am going to fuck Joe with mine !” she goes on as she slides her sausage between her fingers.

“Do it hard in me !” says Joe as he lies with his bottom towards Lily and his face against Tamzy’s plump arse. He is holding his sausage in his hand.

Tamzy puts her hands behind and crudely spreads her bum cheeks so Joe can smell her anus and see the thick tufts of black hair between her legs.

Everyone smells of sex and piss now.

“Give me ! Give me !” says Tamzy as her mouth opens for Danny’s cock.

“Uhhhh ! Push it in me !” says Lily as she feels Danny’s sausage touch her anus hole.

Joe’s smell fills her nose as she brings her sausage so it rests against his bum crack.

“Up my arse, Lily darling !” he says, before he starts to lick Tamzy’s bottom with his tongue and push his sausage so it spreads the hairs around her lovely rich-smelling bottom hole.

“PISSSS !!” Danny pisses as soon as he feels Tamzy’s mouth gobbling his cock.

Oh he pisses a bucket full into her greedy mouth !

“Oh Yes !!” “OH FUCKY !!” “AGGHH !!” “OH !! OOHHHH !!”

Dirty big sausages open up anus holes !

The feel of the piss meat fucking their bums !

Piss drinking ! Bum fucking !

Lily and Joe. Tamzy and Danny. Naked. Jerking ! Grunting !

The hot fucking STINK ! The DIRTINESS !

SOOO FUCKING GOOOOOD !!!!!!!!!!

They moan and shout their lovely horny cums. They jerk off on the sausages stuffed up their bottoms. Lily filled so deep with dirty sausage. Joe stuffed with it so much it makes his cock squirt more spunk. Danny’s bumhole stretched with it. Tamzy’s hairy anus full of it and her mouth overflowing with Danny’s huge piss …

They are in dirty heaven.

They do not see the others coming …

Into the clearing of their fuck piss picnic …

The hunting party.

Ten men and four women who are hunting in the forest.

And now they have found the filthy foursome ….

To be continued.